Nightmare Before Christmas Eggnog Freakshake

NORM’s Nightmare Before Christmas Eggnog – Naughty, Nice & Delicious! 🎄✨

Ho Ho Ho, you filthy animals! St. Norm is here to sprinkle chaos and cheer with this seriously limited holiday treat for your fur kids — NORM’s Nightmare Before Christmas Eggnog. Naughty? Nice? Who cares — everyone’s getting spoiled!

What’s inside this festive freakshake?
🦃 Turkey: Feel-good protein packed with tryptophan for ultimate chill vibes.
🥚 Whole Eggs: Like a multivitamin — loaded with nutrients for whole-body health.
🌟 Cinnamon: Antioxidant-rich spice to add a dash of warm, healthy holiday magic.
🐄 Beef Gelatin: Supports gut and joint health for the merriest of zoomies.

Why Norm’s Eggnog?
Raw, human-grade Aussie turkey. Quality ingredients for a delicious holiday treat. Simply add water for a creamy milkshake or chill it in the fridge for real eggnog vibes. Or sprinkle it as a festive meal topper — your pet will thank you with extra tail wags.

🎁 LIMITED EDITION: This bad boy disappears once the elves are done. So grab it now — or risk the heartbreak of an empty bowl!

Size: 110g — makes ~40 servings for small pets, ~20 for larger ones.
Ingredients: Freeze-dried turkey, beef gelatin, organic whole egg powder, cinnamon.
Note: BYO rum — not for pets, but we won’t tell! 😉
Customs: Outside Australia? Customs risk is yours — no refunds for Grinchy confiscations.

Celebrate Christmas chaos the right way — with Norm’s Nightmare Before Christmas Eggnog. Because your pet deserves to get festive and a little freaky.