Lives Freakshake (2.0)

Introducing the refreshed 9 Lives Freakshake — a mind-bending delight that’ll blow your kitty’s tiny whiskered mind! Packed with freeze-dried, restaurant-grade whole rabbit, a sprinkle of catnip (obviously!), raw goat’s milk, and a dash of turmeric for those anti-inflammatory, laid-back Garfield vibes. Dogs can join the party too — if they dare!

A swirl of this freakshake will tempt even the pickiest Normies to polish off dinner and sneak in extra hydration, especially handy for dry-food munchers, golden oldies, or elite treat-chasing athletes. Use it as a topper or splash it into yoghurt or homemade biccies for an extra dose of freaky fun. Dinner? Consider it demolished.

Ingredients:

Freeze-dried whole rabbit with bone, raw goats' milk powder, organic catnip & turmeric.